jokes (if i use your name i am NOT trying to be mean)

Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A:to get to the mooooooooooooooovie theter


funny story: there is a kid named nick a kid in nick class says the pensle sharpener is not working nick walks up takes the pensle sharpener and throws it at the teacher nick fants the teacher fants
nick is a crazy kid.

Q: what do you call a pig that knows keraty

A: a pork chop

literary essay

 Literary Essay  in 7th grade, there is a kid named Victor that is trying to impress his girl friend when she doesn't like victor a lot and her name is Tressa and victor is trying always to impress Tressa a lot like never will stop like victor is in Tressa french class and victor is saying random words in french trying to impress Tressa and after french class Tressa is telling victor "that was very smart" and victor says "thanks" and then Tressa says "will you be my tutor" and victor says "OK" and then they walk away and victor is thinking NO NO NO HOW AM I GOING TO TEACH TRESSA A LANGUAGE I DON'T EVEN KNOW FRENCH.

Blogger

Blogger,
Hear i am writing another Blog i am blogging because there is NOTHING to do i am so BORD and i am in school done with my NWEA test and there is nothing else to do right now i would play games (if i was aloud)! so i am just blogging once AGAIN i cant wate for school to END!

LATER PEOPLE!

Happy Mothers Day

on mothers day I gave my mom a card and she LOVED it, I made it like first make a square then at the end of the lond side I made something like a rectangle with tringles at the end then hold it in half then it should look like a cool thing                                           

honted house

there is the honted house I slowly walk inside then as I walk in I see a puddle of BLOOD and I see a man with a knife in his head then I hear the sound of a gun I try not to yell but I grave the knife in the guys head then I slowly step by step walk up the stares I look and I see a guy with a gun I turn and start running away BUT theres another guy with a knife then 2 more guys walk up to me so I kill the guy with a gun I take the gun and shot a boolet at 2 of the guys but IM OUT OF AMOW NO!!!!!!!!!! so I run and just 1 guy more jumps in with the other guy wow I see a big hole and I have to jump one of the guys thrue his knife I make the jump the guy with out a knife fell and died and I rememder I grave the knife that was thirwen at me then I run down stares jump over the puddle of blood the guy chaceing me slips and falls in hole then I RUN out so fast LATER house.



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sign-post

so sorry if you cant read it :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

2nd one try reading this



 

can you read

 

 

 

Asphalt 8

Asphalt 8 is a very fun game in the windows app store it is a SUPER fast racing game you can go off ramps and land on other racers (computer players) theres racing, infet, and kockout and the best part is that the game is FREE

watch a youtube video of me playing Asphalt 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5A13g_VcU