jokes (if i use your name i am NOT trying to be mean)

Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A:to get to the mooooooooooooooovie theter


funny story: there is a kid named nick a kid in nick class says the pensle sharpener is not working nick walks up takes the pensle sharpener and throws it at the teacher nick fants the teacher fants
nick is a crazy kid.

Q: what do you call a pig that knows keraty

A: a pork chop